let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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