you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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