the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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