I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I know her cup size but not her name....
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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