Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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