You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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