This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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