He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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