yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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