He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
