I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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