Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
