Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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