I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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