is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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