just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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