i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
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