Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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