Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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