he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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