I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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