Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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