I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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