I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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