brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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