I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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