he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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