White coat. Heels.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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