All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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