D3 body, D1 cock
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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