it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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