and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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