if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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