The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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