I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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