Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
