What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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