I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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