i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You need Xanax blowdarts
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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