who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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