so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
