My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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