Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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