I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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