Who did Billy Mays play for?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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