Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
