pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
do herpes really smell.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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