She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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