oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
