VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
