You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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